Clothes Suck, Don't Wear Them.

Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Seams rubbing on your skin,

And tight bits that really just dig in,

Fabric wrapped around everywhere,

Makes your body just despair.


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Straps digging into your shoulders,

Damned intrusive body holders,

The weight of the fabric pulling down,

Garments just want to be on the ground.


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Getting sweaty when it's warm,

How did overheating become the norm?

If only we could just strip off,

It's the best way to make heat stop!


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Problem is, clothing is a sign of shame,

Other's perversions, You, they'll blame,

Our clothes, we use to hide our "faults",

Like some infernal fabric cult.


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Peer pressure, judgement follows you,

Overdressed? You prude, that won't do!

But wear too little, you better not dare,

Cleavage? Legs? You'll make them stare!


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Underwear is the worst of the lot,

Pointless, hidden, let's to make it stop!

Just let your penis swing unconstrained,

No need to keep your vagina detained!


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Oh of course and then there's bras,

Only worn to meet society's high bars,

Distorting, warping, levitating,

Let boobs be real, stop nipple hating!


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Let's not forget the social stigma,

Of fashion's demands to shape your figure,

No one seems to feel their body's right,

This self hating is a social blight!


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Here's the vision here's what to do,

Get naked now, and see other bodies too,

Without those clothes hiding what's real,

We can undo the body hating zeal.


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them,


Then we can go and claim our freedom,

From this torrid fabric dominion.

Get undressed, and let's be clear,

We've all got a body, it's nothing to fear.


Clothes suck, can't bear them,

Clothes suck, don't wear them.

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