What If We Were Naked?
A poem seeking to imagine a clothing optional world.

It's Great To Be Naked
A celebration of the joys of nakedness.

Remember Life
A reflection on the loss of nature through the reign of humanity.

The Naked Bike Ride
A poem about the protest nature of the World Naked Bike Ride

Hair, Masculine, Hair, Anything.
An autobiographical poem about becoming hairy and the connotations of masculinity.

Love All Nipples
A celebration of the glorious diversity of nipples.

Brexit Is Shit
A lament to the awfulness of brexit.

Your Body is Not "Flawed"
A poem on body image, body positivity, and the unique beauty of every individual.

Clothes Suck, Don't Wear Them

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On the perils of clothing, and the freedom of being naked.

Story of a Domestic Conker Tree

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True story of an incident of domestic afforestation.

Giraffes Are Very Tall

A recounting of some very wild life.