Hair, Masculine, Hair, Anything.
An autobiographical poem about becoming hairy and how I felt about the masculinity a hairy body connotes.


Love All Nipples
A celebration of the glorious diversity of nipples.

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Brexit Is Shit
A lament to the awfulness of brexit.


Your Body is Not "Flawed"

A poem on body image, body positivity, and the unique beauty of every individual.


Clothes Suck, Don't Wear Them

On the perils of clothing, and the freedom of being naked.

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Story of a Domestic Conker Tree

True story of an incident of domestic afforestation.


Giraffes Are Very Tall


A recounting of some very wild life.

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